Oh Bollocks I said I’d Write A Blog.

So it’s been a while. Sorry about that. I’ve changed jobs and I’m much happier in my current one. The old one turned out to be a bit rubbish. Working 11 hour shift both Sat and Sun and trying to have a social life was a wee bit difficult. I teach in a really lovely school now. I have two classes of 3-4 year olds. One in the morning and one in the afternoon. I’ve attached some photos below.

Perry (pic on the right) is one of the twins in my class. He seems to be developing some kind of elbow fetish. He constantly attaches himself to my elbows and will barge other kids out of the way when they line up in order to get a better grip on them. The elbow thing is developing unfortunately he now likes to slobber on my elbows as well as hold them.

Flora is one of my youngest and is very sweet. She likes to smell my arm. She starts from my hand and sniffs all the way up to the elbow. And then grins at me. Much in the same fashion as someone doing a line of coke off my arm might do. Which is alway a tad disturbing but I think she just likes my body lotion.

Sandy likes to tell me she is angry every time I ask her how she is. This is a fairly normal response except most kids say it with a big grin on their faces. Whereas Sandy screws her face up, stamps her foot and declares “I am very, very angry!” At which point Angelina begins to fake cry very convincingly and wails “I’m sad!”. These two are competing for dominant female. It could turn nasty.

Sometimes you teach things to the kids and you realise pretty quickly it was a mistake. For example I taught them what a bee was. I did an action for it and buzzed a bit and then acted out (my finger did the acting - it played the part of the bee) being stung by a bee. Now my kids all pretend their fingers are bees and try to sting me. By digging their finger nails into me. 

Also,

Action shot

In other news, I went to a festival again and this time I wasn't locked out of my house by my evil aunt and made to walk the streets of Beijing with no battery on my phone until I found Rocco's hotel and she took me in. Also no one was beaten up and I even got a little bit drunk.